a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

nipplethief:

*watches the x files at 3 in the morning* aliens are real

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

Never heard of the not!Easter monkey? #unculturedswine


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oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 

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